What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.