What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

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How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!