Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

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Stop using Chex as a weapon!

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Dancefloor Jokes More Dancefloor Jokes

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.