Epileptic Jokes

A seizure salad.

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Seizure salad

Throw in your washing.

Little Seizures.

A seizure salad!

Seizure Salad.

A transformer.

With strobe lights.

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Throw in your laundry.

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

A myclonic jerk.

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Chard remains.

Take his spade away.

A Remote control

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

Add your laundry.

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

None, he fell.

He puts it in the Wash.

Bubble and squeak !

He can't get out of a bath.

Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Where do epileptics get pizza?

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

How do epileptics greet people?

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

How do epileptics keep fit?

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

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