What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."