What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.