What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.