What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.