What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

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What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.