What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.