What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!