What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.