Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage