Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.