What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue