What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...