What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.