How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What's next to England?

A question mark.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.