How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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Who drives?

The police officer

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Question Mark Jokes More Question Mark Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.