What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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How do you call a hearing-impaired duck?

HEY DUCK!!!!!**

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.