What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

How do you call a hearing-impaired duck?

HEY DUCK!!!!!**