How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.