How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

What do you call the Italian slums?

The spaghettos.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.