Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.