Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What makes a juice joke so funny?

The punchline

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)