Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

tequila