What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?

See you next month!

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Why do ghosts say booOoOoo?

Because they are disappointed in you...

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.