What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.