What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.