What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.