What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator