What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.