What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bare

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.