What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!