Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go "

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.