Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.