What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.