Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Because she was a woman

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Causal fridays.

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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He Tractor.

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Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.