What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

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How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"