Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.