Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!