Because he couldn't find a date.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
With a monkey.
Because he wasn't peeling very well.
They never expect a ring
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
Because he couldn't find a date!
He couldn't get a date!