Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!