Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!