What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.