What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.