What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.