What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.