What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !