What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap