What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.