What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !