Leftovers
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
He used sarin wrap
KFC isnt open on holidays.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
A Khalculator
Because they use honey combs!
Clash of Clams
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
It's Christmas, Eve!
Player: I finished it in three days !
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
A: Turkey.
Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.
They want to have it before it's cool.
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
With a pair of Caesars...
