How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home