Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Dum Jokes More Dum Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.