Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista