What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!