Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction