Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction