Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope