Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!