What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.