What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.