What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one