Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.