What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill