Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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What do you call a stick with autism?

Autistic

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

How did the actress from Legally Blonde die?

Witherknife