Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

Actress Jokes More Actress Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.