Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die