Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.