Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen