Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!