Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.