Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.