Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.