Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.