Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
a c-section.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
Because Missouri loves company
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Mean.
Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
M: Protesting this conversation.
By the "M" on his pajamas.
I dont know and I dont care.
None. They just shoot the room for being black.
